gee, it sure is awful to kill someone at their own wedding, right sansa? haha man whoever does that is a jerk. Anyways, wasnt it nice of me to provide all of the food everyone here is eating?
All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
oh my fucking god, this is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life
DO IT FOR THE ARTS, HUNTY
Maybe I should just say, “Get the government outta my fucking snatch.”